Thank you for choosing Lifeblock! Please be sure to thoroughly read through our terms and satires before you proceed. Issues have arisen due to individuals skipping this vital section which simply informs you of our policies. Failure to review these terms and satires will result in confusion and an irreversible contract.
How We Can Help You
By using our system we are using a tracking application on your phone to point to certain locations where you might send messages that will cause you trouble in you future. Locations may include but are not limited to Bars, Nightclubs, Nightly Entertainment Centers, and more! You can request for this setting to be changed (by doing this we will immediately flag and suspend your account until full services have been restored) for we believe that we should make our customers feel comfortable with using this app.
Billing Statements
If you don’t need our service charge a small fee of 1.99 plus tax will be issued each time you access the app to establish that you are aware we are carefully watching your every move waiting to evade any messages or phone calls that will prove trivial. However, if we do have to intervene a bill will be issued at the end of your weekly cycle to guarantee you will never miss a payment. Payments may vary due to each life-altering save. See bottom about our cancellation policy and other information that may not be read at all.
Additional Information
Thank you for taking you time to explore our company’s terms and satires of Lifeblock. By now we have successfully gathered your data and have started to set up precautionary measures in order to maintain your image. We are not liable for any outcome if any legal issues should arrive, at all. By downloading this app you are signing over any individual thoughts and allowing us to make life choices for you. You have our admiration to sit and read through this whole thing with the intent of bettering your lives. Didn’t hit the agree with button, we did that for you; just another way of showing you that we care. If our site should crash for any reason do not worry we have already integrated a system to make a calculated response before you even open the message. Lifeblock is eligible to change these terms and satires at any given moment as we are not subjected to follow any specific guidelines. If you wish to discontinue your services with us we will have the necessary paperwork sent to your home or place of work within the next 3-7 business years.
Contact Information
Please for any additional questions I’m sure you just glanced over you can reach us here at 605-475-6962 where our automated phones are ready to assist you or you can also submit other concerns at lifeblockemail.org. Thank you for entrusting us to be involved in your decisions from here on out.
